random katie thoughts

It’s pretty outside today, and if I call a friend in California and say that, and then say wow, it’s gonna be 50 degrees today, don’t ask me if that is supposed to be a good thing? Lemme bask in my pathetic glory for a minute before you remind me what I used to have in Cali.

Are cleaning ladies in offices the same all over the world? You know, dust like your kids would at home if they felt like getting in trouble? You know what I’m talking about… you walk in to the office once a week, and your shit is everywhere?! As their cloth graced the top of your desk it pushed aside whatever was in its path, you get in and every item on your desk is jumbled up in a corner, maybe some on the floor?!

When you’re driving and two lanes are merging into one, what’s the deal with the person that stays on the ass of the person in front of them so that you can’t get over? Really? Dude, I’m not trying to pull a fast one you or anything, you can still be the man with your tenuous sense of self, I promise, but in case you haven’t noticed… everyone is merging. Back the hell up and let me in. But umm, sadly if this one little move of not allowing a car in front of you is somehow gonna boost that feeble ego of yours for the day, umm, sure I’ll do a good deed, I’ll get behind you… and then just laugh at you when I pass you up at a light later.

This merging one just happened this morning with some chick… she tried to not let me in, I did anyway, and then I see her calling me a bitch in my rearview. Ha. Really? If me merging affected your day that much at 7:30 in the morning, you might have some other problems that you might want to work out. Just sayin

James is a bootyhead. Yep, my kid. He doesn’t want to do Easter this year. Wtf? I said then you don’t want a basket? He said, umm yeah. I said, then you have to do Easter. He said fine. I said you gotta look for eggs (it’s like let’s make a deal with this kid, geez). He said what, forget it then, I don’t want a basket. WHAT? I had to convince him that looking for eggs is funner (totally a word shane) when it’s competitive (umm isn’t everything?), and Jaden would have more fun if James was looking too. He agreed to “fake it” and do it for Jaden. Aww, he DOES love his brother. (maybe.)