Let’s discuss bathroom etiquette, shall we?
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Question 1 – you come in to bathroom, stall 1 taken, you go to stall?
Question 2 – … stall 2 taken, you pick stall #?
Question 3 – Stalls 1 and 3 taken?
Question 4 – all open?
Like I was gonna list the questions without the appropriate answers for those who think you can think for yourselves… you know I have the correct answers in my delusional mind… silly bloggers… geez.
Answer 1 – you go to 3, two stalls away… although 4 is acceptable.
Answer 2 – only acceptable answer is stall 4.
Answer 3 – Again, only acceptable is stall 4. You can’t pick 2 and surround yourself… that’s just stupid.
Answer 4 – Stall 1. Why? I know a lot of you automatically think 2, but nooo my blogging friends. I think because most of you think that that is the best answer, it is the dirtiest. I read somewhere once… stall 1 always the cleanest, no one picks it.
And there you have it… random thoughts in the mind of Katie on a Tuesday afternoon.
you’re welcome.
23 comments:
I once read that the middle stall is always the cleanest!! And the last one is always the dirtiest. I just avoid public bathrooms at all cost :)
TOO funny. I would always choose
(1) if they are all open too. Thinking that most people are too lazy to walk that far....:)
What if you always choose the handicapped stall because you have kids with you and there is more room in there?
HA! Thanks - tee hee!
Have a good evening - Kellan
i now consider myself informed. thank you.
That is very useful info. I will pick #1 from now on. #2 is never a good idea in a public bathroom anyway!
I always pick the one that actually has toilet paper. What does that say about me? Nothing worse than a drip-dry.
Lawd girl you done lost your mind! LOL!! I am so anti-public restroom that I hold it until I get home. I have to admit I do sometimes have the paper toilet seat covers. I am funny like that.
i had NO idea there was a science to it all. thanks for the enlightenment. :)
Silly girl You go in the boys they NEVER sit down in public restrooms and if someone walks in you just start laughing anyway and they leave!
hahaha! So true. I had never really thought about it that way! :)
OMG it's all so true. I have my list of BR rules. Especially in 3 stall situations! We'll discuss another time though.
Wow, the fountain of your knowledge is vast.
I pick the stall that doesn't have anyone next to it. I hate to hear other people do their business... or smell it either.
ok...so my take on bathroom etiquette...#1 I don't want to be near anyone...don't want to hear what they are doing or smell what is going on...#2 I don't want anyone to hear what I am doing...and don't worry no smells goin on cuz I just can't do that in a public potty...but seriously what if I accidentally poofer...I don't want anyone to have to hear that...no worries they won't smell anything because mine smell like roses.... ;)
And Katie, can I add:
If you know me and you know that I'm in the bathroom- don't talk to me; now is not the time for conversation!
And ladies, if you go into the restroom and stall 1 is empty and someone is in stall 3, PLEASE don't sit next to me in stall 2! I mean, come on!!
Is it just me? Am I trippin'? =0)
i've read that about 1st stalls, too, but it seems where i work everyone read the same article because EVERYONE picks the 1st one--at least when i'm in there. i always use stall #4. :)
Great random thoughts! ha ha ha love it!
I have to say I didn't know any of the answers, because I would rather chew my own arm off and beat myself with it, than use a public restroom. I avoid them at all costs!!
I always go to 5, because it's the biggest!
Teehee.
Hilarious post.
For me, it just depends on close I am to peeing my pants. No time to think about it, just get in there!
I seriously HATE using public restrooms. I will avoid it at all cost, partly because when I do go it takes me forever to get going, it's like I get stage fright or something. I really have to concentrate and people waiting probably think I'm totally constipated or something...see, that's why I wait till I get home!
LOL. This was a funny and random post. Love posts like these.
I always pick stall (or urinal) 1. Why is 2 the dirtiest? I don't get it.
Is this all just an urban legend?
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